Remember When Jesus Said...

My favorite "Remember When Jesus Said..." Tweets:

1.  US_JUST: Remember when Jesus said, "The rich shall inherit the earth?" Me either
2. DalydeGagne: Remember when Jesus said how totally cool it'd be if we had greedy and selfish white guys in control of our government.
3. A_ThinkingGirl: Remember when Jesus said that rich white guys know what is best for humanity?
4. A_ThinkingGirl: Remember when Jesus said a political party was the one to represent Him?
5. A_ThinkingGirl: Remember when Jesus said that the moneychangers were totally cool dudes?
6. US_JUST: Remember when Jesus said, "God loves everyone -but homosexuals? Neither do I.
7. aewells: Remember when Jesus said how much he hates "the pill"? Yeah that was awesome.
8. deniseromano: Remember when Jesus said, "Celebrate my birth by hating anyone who doesn't celebrate my birth?"
9. NoToTheRight: Remember when Jesus said, "You have to show a government I.D. to vote.
10. deniseromano: Remember when Jesus said, "Oppress women by denying them health care, birth control & equal right".  Me neither.
11. deniseromano: Remember when Jesus said "The poor are lazy and should be drug tested.
12. US_JUST: Remember when Jesus said, "Love only those who look like you and think like you and who are not sick or poor." Me either.